1.) When there is cat hair in my cat's water dish, do they care? I mean, they lick themselves so...?
2.) Why do people ignore me when I inquire about their items on Offer Up, do you want to sell this shit or not?
3.) Why do people wish "Happy Mother's Day" to people with pets? No, it's not in the same league at all.
4.) Who thought it was a good idea to cast Reba McIntire as Colonel Sanders?
5.) How did the Southern culture of guns and Jesus begin? Do you think Jesus would be a member of the NRA?
6.) Why do people buy milk and bread in bulk when there's a snow storm coming? Do they spend the next few days eating/drinking nothing else?
